thirsty nigga tactic #514

sonypraystation:

blackademics:

lankthagod:

lovemystruggle:

blackrebelz:

solarsensei:

sonypraystation:

if everytime you text him he’s always “just finishing” something, then he tryna fuck.

“just finished” means “im willing to stop what im doing right now to try and slide between yo legs”.

WOW

STOP FUCKIN’ SNITCHING

Lol. Ya’ll slowly decoding the matrix

Nigga worse than Steve Harvey

My nigga…

You dont hand out the playbook to the other team fam

if i aint gettin hoes then nobody is

(via flexico-burress)

saintplus:

stranwyne:

Vaporwave is just reverse nightcore

How dare you

(via chiriwave)

The Signs’ Energy in Battery Percentage

astrorhea:

• ARIES: 99%

• TAURUS: dead and won’t even charge

• GEMINI: 88%

• CANCER: 0%

• LEO: actually is the charger

• VIRGO: 50%

• LIBRA: seems dead but in reality still has about 60%

• SCORPIO: 69%

• SAGITTARIUS: 101%

• CAPRICORN: 1% RUN TO GET THE CHARGER!

• AQUARIUS: 66%

• PISCES: energy breakdown

im like that iphone 4 you got stored in a drawer somewhere that doesn’t work unless it’s plugged in at all times

(Source: astrologgia, via pastelastrology)

britney2007spears:

“omg girls my crush is coming”

“what should we do”

“just act normal”

(via guy)